Sunday, January 26, 2014

Newsletter January 2014

My (loving) children would tell you that warbling on at great length about nothing in particular is not a challenge for me. I take issue with that. They (much as I love them) are victims of the MTV/ computer game / Sponge Bob generation whose attention span is measured in milliseconds. Others have (uncharitably) accused me and my ilk, as students of History,  English literature and Marketing, of turning warbling into a profession. I despise all those others (except the one I’m married to).

And so, without further ado, let’s move precisely and concisely, to the family update.

WhatsApp Doc?
All family members our now equipped with phones smart enough to use WhatsApp. This little tool, adopted by 400 million people across the globe (so far), has revolutionized our lives. Quality time has gone digital. We exchange messages, updates, pictures, jokes, divrei torah, shopping lists and smilies electronically. I love it. Four WhatsApp lists keep me connected with my family, my brothers’ families, my in-laws and my work colleagues. Judy has five more groups - one for each basketball team she is on. But the girls’ WhatsApp groups are as numerous as the sands on the shore. Their phones sing and ping endless brain-drilling WhatsApp alerts all hours of days and night. Abigail (12) recently announced she had 2000 unread WhatsApp messages explaining: הבנות בכיתה חופרות  (untranslatable, but my closest is: “my classmates blabber”).

The inevitable Basketball update
Judy’s basketball career is moving into high gear. Potentially she has five games a week although typically three get cancelled. Her latest move was joining a team in Petach Tikva where, among other perks, she will be treated to a 3-day basketball competition in Eilat, most expenses paid, some time in October.

Elon (23) has also joined a new team. Elon is a bit of a small fish in a big pond.  Although at 1:88 he is the tallest known Isaacs on the planet, as basketball players go, he’s diminutive. Sometimes he is confronted with a two-meter monster, but when his opposite number is of normal proportions, he scores 20 points a game. 

Even I tried my hand at basketball. Four days after finishing the Tiberias marathon (in 4 hours and 4 seconds) - my first marathon in five years - Elon called me to make a “minyan” up in a late-night game where only seven players had appeared. Five minutes into the game I got an elbow in the side, which developed into a bruised or cracked rib that has left me unable to run, twist or even breathe properly for two weeks already. I’m sticking to 42 kilometer runs. Much safer.

Start Up Nation
Ari (26) is the stuff that makes Israel the “Start Up Nation”. (If you haven’t read the book, do so. It’s 50% nonsense, but non-Israelis don’t know that). He is on to his third start-up. A previous venture with a great business proposition collapsed because the CTO and the CIO  - both 22 year olds – stopped talking to each other. Bet that didn’t happen with Bill Gates.

Have you heard of 3D printing? 3D printing is a technology that will either peter out or revolutionize our lives. Ari’s banking on the latter. His company - Shapedo - provides a platform for open source 3D design that supports all 3D design formats and enables forking. Don’t worry if you didn’t understand that, but go to www.shapedo.com if you want to learn more.

Did you know that only 1% of startups ever raise any funding? I had no idea it was that tough. Ari is optimistic, hard-working, smart and creative, and is running around trying to get into that elite percentile. The multi-million dollar exit is still quite a way down the line.

“Dance” to me only with thine eyes
On her free day from national service, Orly (19) is studying to be a dance teacher in Wingate. She learns all styles – ballet, classic, hip hop, modern, jazz and others I’ve never heard of.  Only modesty prevents us sharing the videos, because she is fantastic. Orly is already starting to teach two dance classes – one in Elkana for the fun of it, attended by, among others, Abigail and Elisheva (9), and another as part of her national service. My daughter the “dance teacher of rehabilitating drug addicts”.  Never seen that on a business card.

Yahrzeit season
Strange title, but it’s true. In non-leap years, my mother and father’s yahrzeits are just five weeks apart. For my Mum’s yahrzeit last week, we converted 130 old slides to jpegs and shared with the grandchildren some wonderful and embarrassing pictures taken in the 60’s and early 70’s. Glaswegians, family and people who get a kick out of seeing 50-year olds when they were in nappies will love these pictures, which include Isaacs boys in Celtic football strips, Calderwood Lodge uniforms, Clark’s start-right sandals and extremely brief shorts. View 30 of the best ones here. By the way, the whole family concluded that none of my children look anything like me. Praise the L-rd for his Grace.

Shoo Shoo
I reported last newsletter that Naphtali (21) had completed his lengthy specialist training and was about to start active duty. Fortunately he has more advanced training to do. A worry in the bush is much much better than a worry in the hand. We don’t know too much of what Naphtali does in the army, but based on the number of hours he sleeps when he gets home, he’s still pretty busy.

That’s it for now.

Lots of love
Michael, Judy, Ari, Elon, Naphtali, Orly, Abigail and Elisheva Isaacs

Elkana

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