Sunday, January 26, 2014

October 2013

My father, z”l taught me never start with an apology.

Ari - Complexity Theory for Dummies
Ari just started his third year of Law and Economics at the Hebrew University. He spent the last few weeks of summer crash-writing a seminar paper on the esoteric topic of Intellectual Property and Complexity Theory. From what I understood following lengthy, complex and philosophical explanations, Complexity Theory basically states that all things are connected (I doubt the creators of Complexity Theory would give their blessing to such a simplistic definition, but it’s not far off). Anyway his paper argued that current laws of Intellectual Property require reappraisal in the light of the information free-flow following Google/Internet/Open source etc. etc.. Ari informed me that his paper, extensive as it was, did not do full justice to the issues it raised and it would require at least three separate doctoral theses to do so. If by the end of the year Ari has just one BA and LLB, Judy and I will be very very happy (and more than a little relieved).

Elon - Think of a number
Elon made the acquaintance of a Russian immigrant in Tel Aviv who hardly knows Hebrew but has native fluency in the international language of magic. Elon has been inaugurated into the business and can now stupefy you with mind-boggling tricks and sleight of hand. He has taken to performing on street corners and hawking some of the more popular tricks to intrigued passers-by.

Naphtali – Our Dapper Sapper
Naphtali completes his 16-month training course in just a few weeks. It’s been a long hard haul but Naphtali makes light of it. While he reveals what he can of his training, Naphtali will never complain (or boast) about how tough the training is. 16 months of physical exertion have made Naphtali wiry thin, fast and well-muscled. Don’t mess with him. With the impending start of his actual service (as opposed to training), as Judy says, it’s time to start worrying. I’ve started a gray hair inventory.

Orly - Drugs and rock and roll
Orly has started her second year of national service. This year she is in Malkishua which is a rehabilitation village for  drug addicts. The village residents are mostly convicted criminals who are given the option of serving out part of their prison sentence in Malkishua among the stunningly beautiful Gilboa mountains. Many are delivered cuffed (ball and chain are no longer “in”). Orly reassures us that the residents are non-violent, have not used heavy drugs, and have a record of petty crimes. As you can imagine, these reassurances, passionate as they are, do little to calm her Mother’s (and Grandmother’s) nerves.

Last week Orly began a course in Wingate to become a dance teacher. Her first lesson was pure trauma. 4.5 hours of dancing at a pace, intensity and level she had never before encountered. She came back elated but in physical shock. Dancing ain’t for wimps.
Abigail comes of age
To celebrate Abigail’s batmitzva this year we made a lovely, orderly, dignified party for close friends and family in September. After Succot, we hosted a boisterous, wild and uncontrollable shindig for Abigail’s friends. The buddies’ party included a treasure hunt, dancing, painting, a magic show (from Elon and Elisheva), a barbecue, a bonfire (with marshmallows), candy floss, a great film Judy made about Abigail, popcorn and some other stuff I forget already. It was crazy, but great fun. Cleaning up afterwards, on the other hand, was a nightmare. Abigail’s actual birthday fell earlier this week. After two major parties, the actual date of her batmitzva was celebrated primarily via Whatsapp.

Elisheva and Abigail - Roller Sofering
For those of you who prefer feet to wheels as a means of motion, allow me to explain that a “roller surfer” (called in Israel a “roller sofer”) is a precarious Siamese-twin skateboard-like contraption. It has two conjoined platforms (one for each foot), that are free moving to an extent, connected by a lynch pin. You stand on it like a skateboard and propel yourself forward by wiggling your middle. Abigails“roller sofer” is one of her favourite batmitzva presents. After a few days of inevitable beginner’s falls, Abigail and Elisheva have mastered the body-wiggline and they now wind their way around the kitchen, lounge - and when our shouting prevails, the garden as well - with surprising grace. We’re thrilled. Anything that takes them away from the TV, computer and smartphones is welcome.

We’ve got Judy Isaacs, Number 4
After a relaxing summer break, Judy is now back with her head in her books (or rather her computer) teaching in university. Her months of basketball training are paying off – she is a rising star. When I ask her how many points did you score today and the answer is “I didn’t count”, I know it’s probably upwards of 20.

Lance Armstrong had it all wrong
Recuperating from another running injury, a few months ago I started cycling on the mountain bikes the children bought us for our 25th wedding anniversary. With the help of a friend who is a cycling addict and who is much better than me at fixing punctures, I got hooked. Here comes an announcement. Cross-country cycling is fun. Like running, you can enjoy beautiful routes off the beaten track and commune with nature. Unlike running, it doesn’t knock the stuffing out of you. (Road cycling is like driving a car, without the air-conditioning). Anyone who is too chicken or too whiny to take up running, try cycling. Calorie for calorie it still beats channel zapping.

Love from us all

Judy, Michael, Ari, Elon, Naphtali, Orly, Abigail, Elisheva Isaacs

Elkana

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